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Bitter Ebay ad for helmet
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This Helmet is like brand new. I bought it for my wife, but it's to small for her big fat head.
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"my hairy beast of a wife" That is all sorts of wrong! :bash: :lol:
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Can we all see and feel the love he has for that beouch?? :lol: Hope she never reads this.
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he might wanna rethink selling that lid, as it could come in handy when she tries beat him down! :lol:
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Don't I Know IT... Hell, I Lived IT !
That is a Great Ad. I let an Evil, Lyin' Stealin' BeeeeOtch run me ragged for 4 years before my 20 watt light bulb popped on ! Bitter is very accurate, as when you look back and realize that 5 years of your life total were stolen from you, and you will never get them back, Bitter is the Word of the Day ! Of course on a more postive note, my Divorce lawyer was better, (I told her she couldn't afford one better than mine!) and she left our union with just what she came into it with, Her 3 kids from a previous marriage, and her clothes ! Now, I have a nice 'vette, a nice 3 bikes, and all my toys that I had for years before I met her ! Whew, I apologize for the :jacked: but I just wanted to qualify that I definitely can relate to that guy ! Except, I haven't met the dream of my life yet ! I am having lot's of fun "Interviewing" candidates tho'....
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Steve.
That is a Great Ad. I let an Evil, Lyin' Stealin' BeeeeOtch run me ragged for 4 years before my 20 watt light bulb popped on ! Bitter is very accurate, as when you look back and realize that 5 years of your life total were stolen from you, and you will never get them back, Bitter is the Word of the Day ! Of course on a more postive note, my Divorce lawyer was better, (I told her she couldn't afford one better than mine!) and she left our union with just what she came into it with, Her 3 kids from a previous marriage, and her clothes ! Now, I have a nice 'vette, a nice 3 bikes, and all my toys that I had for years before I met her ! Whew, I apologize for the :jacked: but I just wanted to qualify that I definitely can relate to that guy ! Except, I haven't met the dream of my life yet ! I am having lot's of fun "Interviewing" candidates tho'....
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Hey Dj, I didn't know you had a helmet listed on e-bay!! :lol: :lol: :leaving:
Just kidding Carrie! :sorry:
Just kidding Carrie! :sorry:
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CrunchieJD said:
as if he needed any more help getting in the dog house!! :leaving:
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:lol: That's ok, I'll just take his paycheck (as always) and go buy another.CrunchieJD said:
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if he talks to you like that, I'd think taking his paycheck wouldnt be the only thing he have missing.. :lol:3BoyzNaBike said::lol: That's ok, I'll just take his paycheck (as always) and go buy another.
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Here's some thoughts the seller added that some of us might have missed since the auction is over now
On Oct-12-04 at 15:24:25 PDT, seller added the following information:
Ok guys, First off, i gotta thank everyone for the great Emails. (Especially
the Hotties sending me Topless pics. BTW, i never get tired of that!) I
gotta get some things out here. ****** This is a no joke auction, so
please, don't bid unless your gonna buy the helmet. I really need the
money, and i don't think its fair to the people who really want to bid on
this. Thnaks!*****
Ok, some concerns have been brought up to me in a few of my emails.
FIRST! Let me state that this helmet is not CURSED! I have brought in a
Poltergeist to "cleanse" the Helmet. I assure you that their will be no left
over "biatch" residue in the helmet when the winning bidder recieves it.
I also had the helmet INFRARED SCANNED for cooties, and it passed with
flying colors. You have my word as a human being. I would never subject
anyone to the hell i went through. SECOND! Many of you have asked for
pics of the Ex.
Come on now People! Do you REALLY expect me to have any pics of her.
I damn near wanted to drink a gallon of Bleach just to clean my mouth out
cause i remeber having to kiss her goodnight! If you need a visual,
Halloween is coming soon.
When the little grubby bastards come trick or treating with there scary
masks, times it by 100, and you still won't be close to the UG-LEE-NESS of
that Wildebeast. Again, it's been friggin' fun.
On Oct-12-04 at 15:24:25 PDT, seller added the following information:
Ok guys, First off, i gotta thank everyone for the great Emails. (Especially
the Hotties sending me Topless pics. BTW, i never get tired of that!) I
gotta get some things out here. ****** This is a no joke auction, so
please, don't bid unless your gonna buy the helmet. I really need the
money, and i don't think its fair to the people who really want to bid on
this. Thnaks!*****
Ok, some concerns have been brought up to me in a few of my emails.
FIRST! Let me state that this helmet is not CURSED! I have brought in a
Poltergeist to "cleanse" the Helmet. I assure you that their will be no left
over "biatch" residue in the helmet when the winning bidder recieves it.
I also had the helmet INFRARED SCANNED for cooties, and it passed with
flying colors. You have my word as a human being. I would never subject
anyone to the hell i went through. SECOND! Many of you have asked for
pics of the Ex.
Come on now People! Do you REALLY expect me to have any pics of her.
I damn near wanted to drink a gallon of Bleach just to clean my mouth out
cause i remeber having to kiss her goodnight! If you need a visual,
Halloween is coming soon.
When the little grubby bastards come trick or treating with there scary
masks, times it by 100, and you still won't be close to the UG-LEE-NESS of
that Wildebeast. Again, it's been friggin' fun.
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