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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man has hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who go sideways through turnstile going to Bangkok.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Ain't that the truth! :lol:

Here is one for ya:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt,
wake up with smelly fingers. :lol:

(thanks DJ for telling me that one, I never forgot it)
 

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double2000r6 said:
lol... I must remember to shower before bed then..

Or just don't smell your fingers or put them in your mouth in the morning till you do get a shower. :lol: :D
 

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GSXR750DJ said:

words to live by DJ..no wonder you are the way you are today!! :rolleyes:

and this one to keep us grounded..

Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.

ok, well, maybe not!! :D
 

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ok, if you guys are doing that, Im definately getting my own hotel room down at the gap!! :lol:
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
ok, if you guys are doing that, Im definately getting my own hotel room down at the gap!! :lol:

I thought we were camping?? :)
 

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I don't think so!!!
 

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No reservations...Once we set the date for the GAP ride, everything else will fall into place...

We usually stay at a cheaper motel just outside the GAP! Reason being, the county in which the GAP is in, is a DRY county! Dry as in no drinky drunky!

I'll make sure we talk about the date at this month's WOS meeting...
 
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