[Mudpuppy]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man has hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who go sideways through turnstile going to Bangkok.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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[Mudpuppy]

I love that one. I was told that one a l;ong time ago by ny dad. The great things we learn growing up. :dthumb:

lol... I must remember to shower before bed then..

 

[Mudpuppy]

Or just don't smell your fingers or put them in your mouth in the morning till you do get a shower. :lol:

Both good calls - I will remember that.