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Have a few of your friends over and follow this recipe, a good time will be had by all!!

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Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS
 

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Now THAT's the way to make christmas cookies. You should have a two wheel forum party at your house and make these. :yesnod:
 

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hondaguy said:
Now THAT's the way to make christmas cookies. You should have a two wheel forum party at your house and make these. :yesnod:
We do it every year, we also add pina coladas and Chi Chi's. We start around 9:00 am with shrimp cocktails and it makes for quite an enjoyable day!!
 

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Wow, that sounds like a great time. Our family traditions are always a good time too, but yours sound like they'd be a blast! :thumbs:
 

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That was some great holiday cheer. thanx
 

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bumblebee said:
We do it every year, we also add pina coladas and Chi Chi's. We start around 9:00 am with shrimp cocktails and it makes for quite an enjoyable day!!

shrimp cocktails, alcohol and christmas cookies...damn, i bet santa just loves ur house.! :lol:
 

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:rofl: Oh yeah! That's how a night of baking Christmas cookies should be. Why not have a fun while baking. Course, there maybe NO house left after your done.
 
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