[Mudpuppy]

What about when bikers fling them at you? That is even worse. Ever see those HD fouckers that ride while smoking? Kind of like the fouckers that smoke and eat at the same time - jesus can you wait 5 minutes to "get your fix".. Some people. I am a part time smoker, whatever that means - I used to smoke like 4 packs a day (I always used my ashtray) but I quit pretty much - I just smoke now at bowling, the bar and usually when I ride (the once a week ride that is). So I don't smoke much in the car anymore, not at all that I can remember but if I did I would use the ashtray for sure. I have been hit by many butts on my bike and it pisses me off - can you not see a friggin bike behind you moron?

 

[Mudpuppy]

Well seeing as I am in the trolley biz and we use 2" chrome steel balls for wheels, etc. they make great anti-cage weapons and fit very easily in your pocket. Of course I would think at 80mph you could kill someone with a golf ball or steel chrome ball so thus I have never done this. I know people who have with success and then those that did and pissed off the cage that then ran them over - road rage is a mutha.. Personally I choose to drive offensively - I have been known to break pack and "go after" a cage that cut one of us off.. Usually I zip past them and then slow down to an insanely slow speed so they get the point, that and the # 1 I display to them. There was one time though that a van cut me off on a service drive and then stopped 20' short of the traffic light which made me kiss the back van door glass for a second - kind of like an endo or stoppie with the help of a van - but I saved it, backed up and proceeded to drive up to the side passenger window which was closed and pound on it with my fist trying to break it. The guy **** his pants because I was screaming obscenties, saying I was going to kill him and trying to break the window to pull his punk ass out. He drove off and I went to work. Damn cages.