I have seen this before but it still cracks me up...
Coma
A woman was in a coma and nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out
of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the
curtains
for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked."

Coma
A woman was in a coma and nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out
of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the
curtains
for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked."