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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
 

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It's great around here (detroit), with the super bowl this weekend, there's a lot of local talk about 2006 (detroit has the super bowl). There's all this "hopefull" talk crap going on about Detroit putting together a team to make it to the super bowl. ANYWAY. It's great for a laugh or two.
 

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THats probably the PG version right? :wink: It goes for these Saints ('aints) down here too.

What IS the worst football team ever?
 

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bumblebee said:
your post is a lot kinder than what I would post about the Dolphins!!!
do we have a detroit fan
 

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JK_DILLA said:
THats probably the PG version right? :wink: It goes for these Saints ('aints) down here too.

What IS the worst football team ever?
there goes your post count :lol:
 

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Hey now, leave the Tigers out of it! Yeah, they suck, but I don't want them leaving. Good times at the park killing big beers, hanging out in the summer, and causing trouble with the boys. That's what tiger baseball is actually all about.
 

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double2000r6 said:
GO LIONS!!!!!!! and take the Tigers with you..
Leave it to mp !! :here:

:rofl: :rofl:
 

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chev said:
Hey now, leave the Tigers out of it! Yeah, they suck, but I don't want them leaving. Good times at the park killing big beers, hanging out in the summer, and causing trouble with the boys. That's what tiger baseball is actually all about.
Ok how about this - 2 for 1 solution - Tigers leave and Comerica Park stays - make a kid park or something. You could still sit in the stands drinking big beers and the kids could play on the otherwise pretty much useless field - you would never miss the baseball because it sucked and you never watched it anyways..
 
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