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Did You Know...


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(Wow!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine???)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their proboscis.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing..)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

Tne ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that Pig???)
 

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)


I learned that one from an orkin commercial! :lol:
 

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I'd be a lion over the pig anyday.
 

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ShanMan14 said:
Did You Know...




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine???)

I my next life, I want to be a whale...I would love to have a 4' tongue and breathe thru the top of my head
 

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"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."


For the rest of them...it just doesn't seem worth it if its not for pleasure.

And I love this one:


"Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump."

(And my ex-wife.) :dthumb: :lol:
 

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GSXR750DJ "Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump." (And my ex-wife.) :dthumb: :lol:[/QUOTE said:
:doh: who's arse u kissing tonite dj ? r u in the doghouse again? :lol:
 

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If humans had 30 minute orgasms, we'd still be in the dark ages. (that works for me :smoke: )
 

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"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."

Tell that to my dog.
 
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