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Check out these statistics:

Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physicians 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:


Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.S. 80,000,000. (Yes, that's
80 million.)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI.

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention.

Signed,
A concerned citizen
 

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Interesting!! :skep:
 

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Don't forget... that the normal woman has on average 4 doctors... so Ladies...look out... :here:
 

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My wife is a RN and constantly :rant:'s about there attitude and stupid thing they do.
She says that her and co workers know more about what's wrong with a patient than the Doc's.
 

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My wife is a RN and constantly :rant:'s about there attitude and stupid thing they do.
She says that her and co workers know more about what's wrong with a patient than the Doc's.
:iagree: :iagree: :iagree: Same situation here. My girl is an RN too. I hate those SOB's. They think they're so f'n cool and they don't know jack.
 

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I guess alot of it's in the doc... I really like my current doc... he's very good.

Now I can't stand his nurses they are annoying, menopalsal (sp?), gosip, loud laughing hoes!
 

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Gas Man said:
I guess alot of it's in the doc... I really like my current doc... he's very good.

Now I can't stand his nurses they are annoying, menopalsal (sp?), gosip, loud laughing hoes!
That's not nurses.
That's most women in general. :lol:
 

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I understand the nurses' complaints. My g/f's mom is a nurse. But, everyone knows the deal when they choose their careers. . they knew that docs made more. So, they should have become doctors. :crazy:

But yeah, I know of doctors that have made people worse than they initially were. Mis-diagnoses, etc.
 

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Going to the doctor is like taking your bike to the shop...
sometimes you get a good diagnosis and it's fixed right the first time.... other times you have to find another mechanic. :smash:
 

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Good facts, ive seen it a hundred times, and i work at a gun shop so im always interested in that stuff, i need to print that out and put it up on the wall.
 

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2FURYUS said:
Going to the doctor is like taking your bike to the shop...
sometimes you get a good diagnosis and it's fixed right the first time.... other times you have to find another mechanic. :smash:
Very true!
 

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I understand the nurses' complaints. My g/f's mom is a nurse. But, everyone knows the deal when they choose their careers. . they knew that docs made more. So, they should have become doctors. :crazy:

But yeah, I know of doctors that have made people worse than they initially were. Mis-diagnoses, etc.
Money has nothing to do with my wife's complaints about the doctors.

Its the things they do or don't do that obviously needs to be done.
Then blame somebody else for there mistakes. :bonk:

I just remind her sh!t rolls down hill. :sorry:
 

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"Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)."

"Everybody talkin' about gun control. 'We gotta get rid of the guns.' We don't need gun control. You know what we need? We need bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. If a bullet cost $5,000, there would be no innocent bystanders."


haven't you guys watched Chris Rock talking about that.
 

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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)."

"Everybody talkin' about gun control. 'We gotta get rid of the guns.' We don't need gun control. You know what we need? We need bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. If a bullet cost $5,000, there would be no innocent bystanders."


haven't you guys watched Chris Rock talking about that.
We already pay to much for our guns and now you want to rip us on ammo. :bonk:
 

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I love the Chris Rock theory!
 

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jeeps84 said:
Money has nothing to do with my wife's complaints about the doctors.

Its the things they do or don't do that obviously needs to be done.
Then blame somebody else for there mistakes. :bonk:

I just remind her sh!t rolls down hill. :sorry:
True, it sucks, but it's like that in any industry/business usually. :nonod:
 
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