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An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm most of his life. He had a
large pond in the back,
fixed up nice; picnic tables,horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees.

The pond was properly shaped and landscaped for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,
as he hasn't been there for awhile. He grabbed a five gallon bucket so he
could bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came
closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and then they all went to the deep
end.

One of the women shouted at him,"We're not coming out til you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!"

Moral: Old men can still think fast
 
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