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The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...


1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion.. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
 

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:cool: Ive seen those before..they rock!! especially..

4. Congratulations on your promotion.. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
 

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ShanMan14 said:
My Father-in-law said #10 to me, jokingly, when we had our son. :D
:lol: That's too funny. Of course I did the same to DJ when Caleb (3 months old) was born. :leaving: (kidding of course because he can't deny our boys)
 

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LMAO!!!! These are funny!!

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.


Should've been the card we sent to my sister, eh Matt? LMAO

:bash:
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
:lol: That's too funny. Of course I did the same to DJ when Caleb (3 months old) was born. :leaving: (kidding of course because he can't deny our boys)

I can't deny Austin when he looks like me. But Caleb looks like the little chinese boy upstairs. LOL
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
:eek: That was mean DJ!!!!!!!! I'm sure your kid doesn't look like the chinese boy upstairs. If I was Carrie, I'd beat your a$$ for saying that....Us mothers are very protective of our little ones!!!! :leaving: :p:
:lol: Actually I was the one who joked around about it. When Caleb was born he had those squinty little eyes, and I told DJ he looked like the boy upstairs. I know, I know, I am mean. :crazy: But alas, the poor child looks JUST LIKE ME! :lol: Thanks though, at lease I know you got my back when DJ needs an @$$ kicking!! :dthumb:
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
:lol: Actually I was the one who joked around about it. When Caleb was born he had those squinty little eyes, and I told DJ he looked like the boy upstairs. I know, I know, I am mean. :crazy: But alas, the poor child looks JUST LIKE ME! :lol: Thanks though, at lease I know you got my back when DJ needs an @$$ kicking!! :dthumb:
LOL...Awww!!!! Hey without our mommy looks...Our babies would be the spitting image of dad. And um one running around is enough for this lifetime. :lol:

Girls got to stick together. I'll hold him down, and your do your worst...LOL :dthumb:
 

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:lol: that first one is hysterical, probably more common these days than we wanna believe ! :eek:
 
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