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>> > A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his

>> > regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby

table

> all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most

expensive

> bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts

it,

she

> is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the

> woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the

wine

> and sends a note over to the man.

>> >

>> > The note reads:

>> > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

>> > garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your

> pants."

>> > The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his

> own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a

> Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and

I

have

>> > over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a

> woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. "JUST SEND

THE

> BOTTLE BACK."
 

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:cheers: .. :lol: .. :thumbs:
 

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You're on a roll again MP !! :lol: :lol:
 

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:jacked: I'm wondering, how full is your email??

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Full. That is why I am cleaning it out and sharing the good ones. Shyt mfr that is only the tip of the iceberg - I don't have enough time to post them all..
 
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