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The following are the list of fines:


Selling the Rice Burner for a Harley...............$1,000.00
Getting caught on a BMW bike...........................$10.00
Bashing another Jap bike.................................$10.00
Failure to help other member...........................$10.00
"tipping over" at the gas pump..........................$5.00
Removing chrome.........................................$5.00
Saying you'll be at a run, then not.....................$5.00
Trying to drive with fork lock or other such lock on....$5.00
Not having a official DOT lid.........$5.00
Running out of gas......................................$2.00
Failure to use sidestand at park........................$2.00
Breakdown requiring help from member....................$2.00
Going down of your own accord...........................$2.00
Failure to post within 30 days..........................$1.00
Shifting into the non-existant 7th gear.................$1.00


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That is some funny shiet!! But I think you need to take another hit off that blunt and come up with some more!!
 

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:withstupi :smoke: I thought I smelled something funny when I came into work today.... those fines are WAY to low.. expecially selling a jap bike for a harley, that should be punishable by flogging!!!
 

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LOL I will come up with more and WOS can use them in there club if they would like. :dthumb:
 

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Yeah, but I'm with N4S on this...needs to be more strict...bring in caining, flogging, and embarrassment in front of your peers!! Yeah, more stuff like that... :lol:
 

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Gas Man said:
Yeah, but I'm with N4S on this...needs to be more strict...bring in caining, flogging, and embarrassment in front of your peers!! Yeah, more stuff like that... :lol:

holy jeebus you are a wicked wicked man. :eek: Dont wanna get on your bad side. :D
 

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stiffer punishment equals less offenders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Damn, I need to send someone a few bucks for the shifting into the nonexisting 7th gear. Did it more right after I switched over from the cruiser world, better now.
 

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there should be a 7th gear damnit!!! everytime i try and get just alittle punch in the higher gears, I think, damn it'd be nice to have just one more gear..
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
there should be a 7th gear damnit!!! everytime i try and get just alittle punch in the higher gears, I think, damn it'd be nice to have just one more gear..

You don't need them....wined out the ones you have first before you try to get more. :D
 

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GSXR750DJ said:
You don't need them....wined out the ones you have first before you try to get more. :D

now u know u've reached for it b/4 too....
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
now u know u've reached for it b/4 too....

LOL...true. I forget how many i have gone throught and reach for one more. :D
 

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Just send all fines to my house...
 

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fatburg said:
ya, be looking for my $1 in the mail :rolleyes:

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Well we all know it wasn't the failure to post within 30 days, so, stop trying to go in to 7th gear. LOL :D
 

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Gas Man said:
Just send all fines to my house...
Just got an e-mail from a gentleman in Nigeria who has $40 million in sportbike fines. Since this money is rightfully yours, he will transfer them to your account if you just give him your bank account number. :D
 

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No Worries said:
Just got an e-mail from a gentleman in Nigeria who has $40 million in sportbike fines. Since this money is rightfully yours, he will transfer them to your account if you just give him your bank account number. :D

Oh yeah...sign me up on that one. :bash: :bash: NOT.
 

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Yeah that is a crock!! I've seen this in many forms!!!
 

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Shifting into the non-existant 7th gear.................$1.00

Guilty as charged, though most the time it at 164mph when 6th gear rev limiter kicks in and i wish i had 170MPH packed in that tranny, Always do it hoping God will give me a temperary 7th gear.... just to hit 170, never seems to work. :)
 

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that one was over on SBN for a time as well too...and how that money is rightfully mine I surely love to know, cuz I want it then.. :flush:
 
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