"If heaven ain't alot like Detroit I don't wanna go. If heaven ain't alot like Detroit I just as soon stay home. If they ain't got no 8 mile like they do up in the D then send me to hell or Salt Lake City it would be about the same to me..."
Detroit in January - Drive by shootings in the cold. Liquor stores burning down. Crack houses burning down. Getting car jacked and being left out in the cold. You don't feel as much pain when you get shot or stabbed because the frost bite is the overwhelming pain you feel. Someone slips and falls on your property and calls 1-800-I-SUE-BIG and you lose everything. Driving behind people that although they have lived in Michigan FOR 80 FOUCKING YEARS THEY STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THE FOUCKING SNOW. Idiots in SUVs that think they are invincible that all end up in ditches.