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> The preacher's Sunday sermon was, Forgive Your Enemies. He asked his
congregation, how many of you have forgiven your enemies? Half held up their hands.
> Later, he repeated his question. this time about 80% held up their
hands. At the end, he repeated his question again. this time all responded, except one small old lady.
> Mrs. Jones? asked the preacher, Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?
> I don't have any. she replied, smiling sweetly.
> That is very unusual. How old are you? 93 she replied.
> Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson you are. Would you please
come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live
> 93 years and not have an enemy in the world?
> The little old lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation,
and said: "I outlived the bitches."
 
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