I usually pick a dimly lit pump close to an exit. Hell yes I stay on the bike - how else can you gas and go? Here is my order of things:
1. Lock up the back brake past the pump
2. Back up
3. Grab the nozzle and shove it in the tank
4. Fill it until I can see gas (sometimes a lighter is required when it is dark)
5. Leave the pump going (that is so they don't know you just stole gas) and throw it on the ground (try not to throw it at a cop car)
6. Do a burnout in the spilled gas and take off like a bat out of hell flipping the bird to the unsuspecting attendant and the closed circuit camera
But remember - driveoffs don't drive in Michigan.. lol..
Oh and remember to turn the vehicle off when refilling or end up like this guy:
1. Lock up the back brake past the pump
2. Back up
3. Grab the nozzle and shove it in the tank
4. Fill it until I can see gas (sometimes a lighter is required when it is dark)
5. Leave the pump going (that is so they don't know you just stole gas) and throw it on the ground (try not to throw it at a cop car)
6. Do a burnout in the spilled gas and take off like a bat out of hell flipping the bird to the unsuspecting attendant and the closed circuit camera
But remember - driveoffs don't drive in Michigan.. lol..
Oh and remember to turn the vehicle off when refilling or end up like this guy: