[Captain Morgan]

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge looks through the paperwork and then says to Mickey, "I'm sorry Mickey, but the law doesn't allow for you to divorce Minnie just because she's crazy."

Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was crazy, your honor, I said she was f****n' Goofy."

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

LOL thats a classic there. :thumbs:

 

[bumblebee]

Oh yeah, that was a good one!

Uncle Bill was in divorce court with wife #3. After proposals and counters and all the arguing that goes with a settlement, The judge told Uncle Bill, "After careful thought, I am going to award your wife $ 3000.00 per month." Uncle Bill said with a grin, " well that's great your Honor, and I'll even slip her a couple of bucks every now and then."

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

lol keep them coming Bee. :lol:

 

[2Fast4U]

I always that that little Ho was banging someone on the side..but my money was on donald!!!