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The following are stories provided by travel agents:

* I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair
wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

* A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.
After going over all the cost information, she asked,
"Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the
train to Hawaii?"

* A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I
asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said
he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain
that it was not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of
the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the
map, and Florida is a very thin state."

* A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was
possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m.,
and got into Chicago at 8:33 a.m.? I tried to explain that
Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not
understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her
the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

* I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I
know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he
meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is
823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them!"

* A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on
one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly
to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
whatever."

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:crazy: :screwy: LOL....they were pretty good!!! Really makes you wonder about some people... :lol:
 

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:lol: yes mam, the plane is actually just that fast.. :whistle:
 

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* A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was
possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m.,
and got into Chicago at 8:33 a.m.? I tried to explain that
Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not
understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her
the plane went very fast, and she bought that!


That is hilarious!!! :lol:
 
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