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I seen this on another forum. They were telling stories of how you get stupid questions from people after you are parked or at a stand still.

From How fast does it go? to Popping wheelies in traffic at a red light LOL

Well Here's my story..

I just moved to a new apartment complex. I had my bike outside my garage along with 2 other bikes. An 05 gixxer1 and a busa... My neighbor comes out and says So you ride? I'm like yeah... He goes which one is your bike... I go the gixxer6..he goes over and looks at all of them and say :scratch: Where is it?...I only see 2 suzuki's out here and a hyabusa :lol: :lol: :lol:

I look at him weird and said "it's the yellow one" :lol:
 

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heres a funny one

My favorite comment is when I am riding someone elses bike. I have a Yamaha leather jacket that I wear. I was on my buddies GSXR one day and this guy pulls up next to me at a light and says "Hey man you know you on the wrong bike". I tilt it to the side like I am looking at the sticker and then go " oh **** I hoped on the wrong bike again". The looks I get are priceless.
 

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zx636r said:
my favorite one is ppl always telling me that my headlight is blown.
Yeah, i got that a lot. Now I keep the high beams on all the time, ecept for when i'm riding behind someone else on a bike, but that doesn't happen a lot.
 

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That's like when you're at work in your uniform and people ask you if you work there. No douche, i just like wearing this for my health!
 

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No cool funny questions for me. People just wanna know what-the-crap im riding. Nobody knows Sv's i guess.
 

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A friend of mine was out riding the other day on his '04 Triumph Speedmaster. Pulls up to a red light in traffic. Person in a cage beside him sticks his head out the window & yells for him to pop a wheelie. :scratch: Must've left home w/o his brain!
 

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I guess there is not a stupid question, if the person doesn't know...then they don't know.... :lol: yeah right! :lol: I get alot of stupid questions..

1 Can you do a wheelie? yes.
2 Can I see you do one? NO! (Get a bike and maybe)
3 How fast have you had it? pegged out.
4 Aren't you missing your fairings? No dip [email protected], its the naked version.
5 Wow awesome paint job, what color is it? and how do they do that, how much did that cost? don't worry about it, thats why its a custom paint job, they don't need to know.

thats the top stupid questions I get often.
 

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Granted I wasn't on a bike but...

I was putting some miles on a 91 Ferrari Testarossa and I had some lady hang out of the passenger side of an SUV and ask me "what year is your Mustang?"...I just stared at her blankly and explained it was a Ferrari.

Larry
 

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zx636r said:
my favorite one is ppl always telling me that my headlight is blown.
yep, I was annoyed with that one so I wired mine so both were on with low beams. looks much better
 

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Exteme, thought you might be interested. I am selling one of my bikes. Keeping the RC (of course) but selling my smaller bike. Might be perfect for you, would not have any problem touching the ground on this one!!! Let me know if your interested. :dthumb: :lol: :rofl:
 

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larryg said:
Granted I wasn't on a bike but...

I was putting some miles on a 91 Ferrari Testarossa and I had some lady hang out of the passenger side of an SUV and ask me "what year is your Mustang?"...I just stared at her blankly and explained it was a Ferrari.

Larry
:rofl: :rofl:

I'd love the chance to just SIT in a Testarossa!
 

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zx636r said:
my favorite one is ppl always telling me that my headlight is blown.
i get that to it drives me nuts. i want to change mine i cant see for sh*t with the low beam at night so i feel like i am blinding people.
 

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Ace said:
Exteme, thought you might be interested. I am selling one of my bikes. Keeping the RC (of course) but selling my smaller bike. Might be perfect for you, would not have any problem touching the ground on this one!!! Let me know if your interested. :dthumb: :lol: :rofl:

:rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was actually going to get one too...but decided on a 100cc dirt bike instead..but thanks for the offer :bash: :lol:
 

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DLITALIEN said:
Yeah, i got that a lot. Now I keep the high beams on all the time, ecept for when i'm riding behind someone else on a bike, but that doesn't happen a lot.

My bike has low Beams??? :scratch: I thought the blue light on my console just meant the lights were on... :lol:
 

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BabyNinja said:
A friend of mine was out riding the other day on his '04 Triumph Speedmaster. Pulls up to a red light in traffic. Person in a cage beside him sticks his head out the window & yells for him to pop a wheelie. :scratch: Must've left home w/o his brain!
This is, by far, the one I hear the most. I look at them like buy your own bike then you can wheelie up and down residential streets all day. :cursin:
The next one that take the cake is: I have a 04 gsxr 1k. I was at a light and I guys pulls next to me and says what size is your bike? I point to the red "1000" on the rear. He looks at me like :skep: I put my lid down and just rode off. Cagers are strange.
 

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larryg said:
Granted I wasn't on a bike but...

I was putting some miles on a 91 Ferrari Testarossa and I had some lady hang out of the passenger side of an SUV and ask me "what year is your Mustang?"...I just stared at her blankly and explained it was a Ferrari.

Larry

I take it that lady saw the Horse in the emblem and automatically thought Ford Mustang..... :bonk: . If you dont know the difference between a Ferarri and a Mustang, you probably shouldnt even open your mouth to make a comment...Does she even know what an '91 Mustang looks like?

Heres a 91 Testarossa:


Here is a 91 Mustang:




Oh I just cant tell the difference... :lol:

:sorry: about the :jacked:
 

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I take it that lady saw the Horse in the emblem and automatically thought Ford Mustang..... :bonk: . If you dont know the difference between a Ferarri and a Mustang, you probably shouldnt even open your mouth to make a comment...Does she even know what an '91 Mustang looks like?

Oh I just cant tell the difference... :lol:

:sorry: about the :jacked:

:iagree: abt not commenting. Duh!!! :bonk:
:lol: :lol: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl: :rofl:
 

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Dramatic post snadamo! :lol: My bike is sans-stickers so i cant point to any numbers. Mabye is should put 3000 on it and point to that.... yes ill do that...
 
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