My first question is why does God let it get cold out? Does he not like me? Does he not want me to ride all year around? Does he scoff at me and make me suffer for my sins of the Summer? Or is it due to my greatness along with me riding the best bike made - Yamaha - is that taking it too far and he has to bring me down a notch? Perhaps he just wants to give me more time to drink? That is probably it. Speaking of that where is my drink? What do I have to do to get a drink around here?