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Only took bike 576 miles today :whistle:
Will make rest of trip in morning :cheers:
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Gas Man said:
:yikes: :nonod: :nonod: :nonod:

I don't want pics of you!!! NOOOO!!!!!

:lol:
:iagree: :withstupi

Socks w/ sandals??? :bash: :bash: :bash:
Any good gyms in Ca.???? :lol:
hooters_on_two_wheel said:
well I would post them....however the forum wont let me :nonod:

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Thats cause GM wants them sent to him for his private collection. PERV!!!! :lol:
Gas Man said:
Yeah so!! :lol: :lol:

It don't matter IT... it's not a big deal... I'll just download some more porn pics off Ace's PC... :lol:

GM, there is too much porn on there for your young eyes! You wouldn't even know where to begin. LOL Plus, if you want it you have to pay just like everyone else did. I didn't get where I am today by giving that porn away for free! :dthumb: God bless the old eBay!!!! :yikes:
hooters_on_two_wheel said:
oh well...no biggie...if any of ya'll want my pix...just let me know or send me your Email addy and I'll send them to you.....
Do they qualify for my "porn" collection? :wink:
bumblebee said:
And what lovely pics they are...
:dthumb: But shouldn't you be watching the road while driving? :lol:
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hooters_on_two_wheel said:
I'm not honestly sure if I should take that as a compliment or not Ace :scratch:
:sorry: :lol: yes it was suppose to be a compliment. Your very perty. Is this any better?
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ShanMan14 said:


:lol: I've been waiting for another opportunity to post that. Since bull isn't posting as much... :willy:

:readng: :cheers: :dthumb: :help:
Gas Man said:
Challenge of what? I just like my pic better than the funny one Ace posted...

:nonod: I think she was asking if that was a challenge as in "can you really 'hit it" like its never been hit before". But I think your response provided the appropriate answer for her. :bash: :lol:
bumblebee said:
A man wakes up one morning with a huge erection that just won't go away. After a couple of days, he is really concerned, so he puts on the baggiest pair of trousers he can find and heads for the drug store. He enters the store and goes to the pharmaceutical section. The lady there asks if she might help him. He asks to see a male pharmacist. The woman tells him that there is no male pharmacist. The man starts to leave. The woman says, "Wait a minute, sir, I am a registered pharmacist, as is my sister, and we own the store. We are very professional and discreet and accustomed to personal problems of all kinds." The guy is desperate. He edges up to the counter, unzips his trousers, and gets out his rather stiff member. He then says, "What can you give me for this?" The woman says, "How long has it been that way?" The man responds, "Almost three days." The woman says, "I will have to consult with my sister, and I'll be right back. She leaves and returns in a few minutes. The man asks, "What did you decide?" She says, "The best we can do right now is $5,000 and a half interest in the drug store."
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'll respond once this gets moved to the all mighty :whore: thread :flush:
Gas Man said:
Sweeeeetttt!! <insert happy humping smilie> :lol:

is this the smilie your looking for?
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bumblebee said:
That's the stand... :yikes: I thought it was his "calf of steel"... :sorry:

:lol:
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The Saint said:
And the hits just keep on coming..... :lol:
This ones gonna leave a mark!
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