[Mudpuppy]

1. It is important to find a woman who works
around the house, occasionally cooks and
cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes
you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who is
dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a woman who's
good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four women
never meet.

 

[Ace]

I dont find ANY humor in that MP, there is nothing but FACT there!!! :dthumb: LOL

 

[Pigface1]

Mine is all of those wrapped in one. at:

 

[jeeps84]

:dthumb: :lol:

 

[Ace]

Mine is all of those wrapped in one. at:

So Pig, your woman has 4 personalities??? LOL Which on is it today or this week?

 

[Pippi]

MP - you know me so well!

 

[Pigface1]

So Pig, your woman has 4 personalities??? LOL Which on is it today or this week?

Pretty much, we're identical. :lol: I actually cook b/c she can't and I like to cook anyway, but other than that, the list is dead on. :smash:

 

[zx636r]

that is a nice, true joke. lol

 

[Ace]

Pretty much, we're identical. :lol: I actually cook b/c she can't and I like to cook anyway, but other than that, the list is dead on. :smash:

Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL

 

[Captain Morgan]

Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL

Well, I'm sure there's a beaver in the house. Probably has something to do with # 4. :lol:

 

[Gas Man]

I'm with you guys... this sounds just like my wife... all 4 of those and she's crazy enough to stay with me! So it works well in this case!! :lol:

 

[Pigface1]

Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL

We have 4 dogs and don't want kids.

 

[Pigface1]

Well, I'm sure there's a beaver in the house. Probably has something to do with # 4. :lol:

I had a post at BCF about some weird shyt a couple weeks ago. But, this is a family friendly forum, you know. :lol:

 

[chev]

I'm with you guys... this sounds just like my wife... all 4 of those and she's crazy enough to stay with me! So it works well in this case!! :lol:

your wife reading the forum now Chris....trying to score points or what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Mudpuppy]

You were a little hard on the beaver last night Ward..

You know what Ward got to say mfr? Beotch better have my money.. That's all.

 

[Gas Man]

your wife reading the forum now Chris....trying to score points or what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nope, just happen to be a happily married guy!!

Yeah yeah I know... sappy sap

 

[Pigface1]

How long have you been married?

 

[Mudpuppy]

Let's see my ex-wife fits ZERO of those categories.. Maybe that is why I dumped her to the curb.. Now for round 2 I am confident I have all 4 categories covered.. Learned my lesson the first time..

 

[chev]

Let's see my ex-wife fits ZERO of those categories.. Maybe that is why I dumped her to the curb.. Now for round 2 I am confident I have all 4 categories covered.. Learned my lesson the first time..

I hear you loud and clear my friend. I've learned too. Zero the first time around...got all 4 covered on this next one! :dthumb:

 

[Ace]

Nope, just happen to be a happily married guy!!

Yeah yeah I know... sappy sap

You might be happy, but the question is, is the wife happy? But then again there is always the mail man/ lady! LOL

Just remember its not cheating if its your dog........ITS YOUR DOG!!!
(for the monkeys that dont know joking etc, this is a line from the movie Road Trip)