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Important things to find in a woman ***THIS IS A JOKE***

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1. It is important to find a woman who works
around the house, occasionally cooks and
cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes
you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who is
dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a woman who's
good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four women
never meet.
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I dont find ANY humor in that MP, there is nothing but FACT there!!! :dthumb: LOL
Pigface1 said:
Mine is all of those wrapped in one. :pat:

So Pig, your woman has 4 personalities??? LOL Which on is it today or this week?
Pigface1 said:
Pretty much, we're identical. :lol: I actually cook b/c she can't and I like to cook anyway, but other than that, the list is dead on. :smash:

Next your gonna tell me there is a kid in the house named the Beaver. LOL
Gas Man said:
Nope, just happen to be a happily married guy!!

Yeah yeah I know... sappy sap

You might be happy, but the question is, is the wife happy? But then again there is always the mail man/ lady! LOL

Just remember its not cheating if its your dog........ITS YOUR DOG!!!
(for the monkeys that dont know joking etc, this is a line from the movie Road Trip)
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