i say draw and quarter him sportbike style, but add two more bikes. one pullin on his head and one rippin his nuts off. but rather than have the bikes launch away, have them all start doing rolling burnouts so that he is torn apart SLOOOOOOOWLY. that's complete and utter bull****, no one on a 400 lb. bike can defend themselves when attacked with a 2500+ lb. car. and from the description it sounds like it would likely be a new mazda miata. catch em, kill em, bury em.