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We have enjoyed the ******* jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family,
country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
threaten
my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so ******** to back me up. Tire
irons,
squirrel guns and grit -- that's what ******** are made of. I hope I
am
one
of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your ******* friends.
Ya'll know who ya' are...


You might be a ******* if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by
the
phrase, "One nation, under God."


You might be a ******* if: You've never protested about seeing the
10
Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a ******* if: You still say "Christmas" instead of
"Winter
Festival."


You might be a ******* if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a ******* if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart
when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a ******* if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect,
and
always have.

You might be a ******* if: You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a ******* if: You know what you believe and you
aren't
afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a ******* if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids
to
do the same.

You might be a ******* if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
 

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"If you've ever called in sick for ****in' your sister, you just might be a *******."

"If you've ever beat a dog for not getting all the peanut butter up, you just might be a *******."

Foxworthy needs to let me write his jokes. :lol:

In all seriousness, I do all those things above, open all women's doors, etc etc. Must be a southern thing.
 

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Pigface1 said:
"If you've ever called in sick for ****in' your sister, you just might be a *******."

"If you've ever beat a dog for not getting all the peanut butter up, you just might be a *******."

Foxworthy needs to let me write his jokes. :lol:

In all seriousness, I do all those things above, open all women's doors, etc etc. Must be a southern thing.

:withstupi ..It must be a Southern thing that Yankees can only aspire to...
 

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Pigface1 said:
In all seriousness, I do all those things above, open all women's doors, etc etc. Must be a southern thing.
If that's true, then I must be a Southerner trapped in a Yankee's body ;)

That's a good list, I like it.
 
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