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Ever have one of those days where you have no motivation, lost interest in everything and don't feel like doing sh!t? That is my day today and it is taking all my energy to do a menial simple task.. I think I might: a. Call a meeting or b. Walk around and bs with people. This would have been a prime day to pull a nooner. Even better if I went riding in this nice 75 degree weather. The only good thing right now is the day is almost over.
 

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hell yeah..meetings rock..we have them every day before work, at the end of work..and hell, a few in the middle just keep the day flowing.... they never accomplish a damn thing either, thats the best part!!
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
hell yeah..meetings rock..... they never accomplish a damn thing either, thats the best part!!

That is why we have so many of them so we can pratice and one day get better at them. LOL By the way Matt, it is time for a meeting now. LOL :D
 

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Meeting? I thought that was what I do all day. I thought WORK was that 15 min break I took everyday away from surfing the net. HMMMM :confused: :D
 

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Meeting? I thought that was what I do all day. I thought WORK was that 15 min break I took everyday away from surfing the net. HMMMM :confused: :D

I want to work were you are working. 15 mins of work and 8 hrs of play. Thats what I'm talking about. :D
 

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BusaBabe said:
I usually wind up with MORE work AFTER meetings. :cursin: :here:
You need to take MP Meeting 101 Training -

First rule of meetings do not add anything productive or they will pile the work on you. Second disrupt the meeting without being a nusiance by asking dumb inane questions but appear serious. There is a whole lot more like:

When to know they are going to give you work so you slip out for a coffee or bathroom break.

Order your copy today and I will MAKE YOU SO DAMN RICH or at least a dodger of more week in a meeting.. lol..

Only $19.99 but wait there's more - You also get a sweet cheap ass ginseu something or other and a copy of the MP Master Plan (a $350.00 value) for free! Order today as supplies are limited..
 

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double2000r6 said:
You need to take MP Meeting 101 Training -

First rule of meetings do not add anything productive or they will pile the work on you. Second disrupt the meeting without being a nusiance by asking dumb inane questions but appear serious. There is a whole lot more like:

When to know they are going to give you work so you slip out for a coffee or bathroom break.

Order your copy today and I will MAKE YOU SO DAMN RICH or at least a dodger of more week in a meeting.. lol..

Only $19.99 but wait there's more - You also get a sweet cheap ass ginseu something or other and a copy of the MP Master Plan (a $350.00 value) for free! Order today as supplies are limited..

you're actually going to give out a copy of the master plan, before the elections ???? :eek:
 

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Sign me up please. :D I want two. Can I give them out as X-mas presents as well. Well they be ready for the holiday?? :)
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
you're actually going to give out a copy of the master plan, before the elections ???? :eek:
YEAH :wtf: don't leak that sh!t! :screwy:
 

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I especially enjoy the pre-meetings to those really important meetings, just in case we weren't going to waste enough time.
 

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Not to worry as the sheep would never fully understand the full meaning of the Master Plan as it is written in special MP code they could never figure out and if they did they could never execute it. Plus I wouldn't hand out the "full" full master plan - it would be exerpts from the actual full version - you have to read the fine print of the purchase agreement to get all that. I didn't say it would be in English either - ever here of ancient sanscript that no one can translate? lol..

Ok I got to go to a meeting.. You would have been proud of me today - I wasted at least 60 minutes in our weekly Monday Dept. meeting. I had a GOOD time.. lol..
 
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