[The Saint]

I'd nail Theresa Heinz.

Discuss.

She's ugly.

 

[Gas Man]

Anybody got a pic of her. I can't think of what she looks like. I'll weigh in on this and settle it once and for all! I got high standards on chicks. Just as CJD!!!

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

Here she is.

I think he just wants to hit it due to her being worth $750 million.

 

[Need4Speed]

She's the one with the big ketchup bottles painted on the site of her rolls royce...

 

[Pigface1]

Anybody got a pic of her. I can't think of what she looks like. I'll weigh in on this and settle it once and for all! I got high standards on chicks. Just as CJD!!!

Take a pug's azz, shave it, and wrap it in a mink coat. You're getting close. . lol