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Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove.

why cant women ski? because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do we know that God is a man? A:If God was a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.

What do you do when the dish washer is broken? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.

Sorry ladies, I do love ya though!!!
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