[Pigface1]

Offensive jokes huh. .

Q: What's black and blue and doesn't enjoy having sex?
A: The four year old in my trunk.

Q: What's red and bubbly and scratches at the glass?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's black, white, red all over, and has trouble getting through revolving doors?
A: A nun with a spear through her head.

 

[Pigface1]

uke: uke: those are sick

Then what do you call this? :lol:

"How do we know that God is a man? A:If God was a woman, semen would taste like chocolate. "

 

[Pigface1]

:rofl: Fair enough.