[fatburg]

Two snakes were slithering through the woods when the first snake says

"Damn!....i hope i'm not poisonous!"

The other snake looks at him and says

"why do you say that?"

First snake replies "becuase i just bit my tongue!"

 

[Need4Speed]

after the day this has been for the most part..that's pretty funny

 

[fatburg]

One of those days huh...well glad I could help I guess

 

[rockadaous]

good one

 

[Mudpuppy]

I would rate that along with the why did the banana go to the doctor? because he wasn't "peeling" well joke.. But it will be a good one to tell the kids - they will enjoy it.. lol..

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

There you go fatburg. You got anymore jokes. Post them in here for us. We need a good laugh.

 

[fatburg]

well, fair warning...my jokes are dumb

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice Belt! :lol:

 

[Need4Speed]

Why did the chicken cross the road ?













Who knows, chickens are stupid anyways....would you believe I actually saw that on a joke website!! Some people...ok, Im done...

 

[fatburg]

A rabi, a priest and a clown walk into the bar, the bartender asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[Need4Speed]

this could quickly become the official TWF bad joke thread...this one could hang around for quite awhile. :lol:

 

[fatburg]

well I'll do my best, but I'll some others have some fun first. :dthumb:

 

[Need4Speed]

NSFW..Possibly..

No, its not really bad, but just covering my arse..

Where's the rake

 

[CrunchieJD]

No, its not really bad, but just covering my arse..

Where's the rake

OMG, that's funny. I think I heard that one somewhere, but it's better with the visuals! Nice one! :lol:

 

[Gas Man]

OMG, that's funny. I think I heard that one somewhere, but it's better with the visuals! Nice one! :lol:

I'm with ya!! That was a good one!!

 

[fatburg]

the morning edition :seeya: ....

What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?

"just between you and me ....something smells!"

 

[Need4Speed]

u gonna make this a daily ritual for us morning posters fatburg ?

 

[fatburg]

u gonna make this a daily ritual for us morning posters fatburg ?

Morning posters? Heck, you never leave...haha. Even stupid humor is more fun when shared. Hoping maybe I can pick up some new ones in the process.

 

[Need4Speed]

LOL..yeah, TWF is part of my daily life.. always good to interject some humor whenever we can

 

[Mudpuppy]

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

No, its not really bad, but just covering my arse..

Where's the rake

I like that one. I think we need to put up a daily joke to get the day started. And since you are on here more and longer then I am, it is now your job to post a joke first thing in the morning to get us started.