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Two snakes were slithering through the woods when the first snake says

"Damn!....i hope i'm not poisonous!"

The other snake looks at him and says

"why do you say that?"

First snake replies "becuase i just bit my tongue!" :rolleyes:
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?













Who knows, chickens are stupid anyways....would you believe I actually saw that on a joke website!! Some people...ok, Im done...
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
No, its not really bad, but just covering my arse..

Where's the rake

I like that one. I think we need to put up a daily joke to get the day started. And since you are on here more and longer then I am, it is now your job to post a joke first thing in the morning to get us started. :D
 
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