I would play it off, let the mfr get pissed because I wasn't.. sooner or later he will brag in a bar or something - i would have my minions around listening.. plus physical evidence and/or witnesses.. nail him on the felony charges - as it would be felony because the damage is way over the misdemeanor limit.. then I would pay off the guards so that he had a little accident in the shower after being raped repeatedly, painted the same color orange and then snuffed out as I watched. That's how fugging pissed I would be. Messing with my Beemer is like messing with my emotions smokey.