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:willy: I NEVER do this and if this offends ANYONE I'm sorry!! :sorry:

OKAY!!!! Out of all the lights, caroling, people being a$$holes, holiday traffic and all the headaches that come with the Christmas season, (I like Christmas, Mind you.) I found something absolutely POSITIVELY REVOLTING and ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST MAKE HER STOP SINGING!!!! Last time I remember, Santa's name was Santa CLAUS NOT Santa CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate the way she throws her voice, I hate the way she acts repulsively stupid :bonk: and I hate...HATE how she acts so damn sweet and innocent.

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LMAO....I feel better now!! Must have been one of those tension breaker things...LOL
 

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are you gay or you just hate hot chicks she can sing all she wants i love to see her do anything :loser:
 

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No I'm not :gary: but thanks for asking. Happily married with children thank you!

If you call what comes out of her mouth singing. When she first came out, she had a fantastic voice, (because I have her first couple of albums) but then she started to throw her voice when she sings. Making her sound like she was sucking on helium.

But to each their own! :)
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
No I'm not :gary: but thanks for asking. Happily married with children thank you!

If you call what comes out of her mouth singing. When she first came out, she had a fantastic voice, (because I have her first couple of albums) but then she started to throw her voice when she sings. Making her sound like she was sucking on helium.

But to each their own! :)
i was just joking lol but i think she sings great and has nice body so that is something that will make you watch her all day if you can
 

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Jessica Simpson is all kinds of HOTTTTTTT !! :drool:
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
:willy: I NEVER do this and if this offends ANYONE I'm sorry!! :sorry:

OKAY!!!! Out of all the lights, caroling, people being a$$holes, holiday traffic and all the headaches that come with the Christmas season, (I like Christmas, Mind you.) I found something absolutely POSITIVELY REVOLTING and ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST MAKE HER STOP SINGING!!!! Last time I remember, Santa's name was Santa CLAUS NOT Santa CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate the way she throws her voice, I hate the way she acts repulsively stupid :bonk: and I hate...HATE how she acts so damn sweet and innocent.

:LMAO....I feel better now!! Must have been one of those tension breaker things...LOL
:iagree: You know.... I actually sat and watched the whole Nick & Jessica Christmas special....(after all her hubby is :drool: ) You are right! She sounded like crap! It's good she is nice looking cause that was horrible! Oh and did I mention how HOTT her hubby was!!!! :lol:
 

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OMG heyll yeah!!! Nick is really hot...LOL.. :drool:

I'm not even saying that Jess isn't good looking because I think she is beautiful. I just don't like how she sounds anymore. It's almost as if she is whining.

BUT alas, while I sit here and say these things, she's laughing ALL the to the bank. :lol:
 

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The only bad thing I can say about Jessica, is rendition of Take my breath away, sucked all kinds of arse!!!!

But other than that..yeah boy!! she's a hottie!!! :yesnod:
 

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:lol: I have her Cmas CD :lol:
and my aim buddy icon is jessica :lol:
 

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:lol: I have her Cmas CD :lol:
and my aim buddy icon is jessica :lol:

u should make ur avatar jessica too!! :yesnod: :wink:
 

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bulldogdefensivetacl said:
are you gay or you just hate hot chicks she can sing all she wants i love to see her do anything :loser:
Bulldog.... Char is a woman...so take that into consideration! :bash:

N4S is right...please put that as your avatar, it would be much better to :drool: over!! :dthumb:

On the topic at hand, I hate Nick & Jessica's little corky ABC shows. :puke: However, I have a mute button on my TV and it allows me to just look at her :drool: :drool: :dthumb: :drool: :drool:
 

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Sooooo...Charlie, don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!!! :lol:

LMAO!!! I'm sorry!!! I think it was just the stress of doing last minute gifting ideas and stuff for the kids and the hubby, that when I heard Jessica sing, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" I think that sent me over board...LOL...I"m much better now. :lol: I'm just a big :loser: at times.

I think NExt year I'm gonna ask the doc for some good drugs...Hmmm like maybe some Prozac. :rofl:
 

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BikesR4Girls said:
:lol: I have her Cmas CD :lol:
and my aim buddy icon is jessica :lol:
Awww I'm sorry, hon!! That makes me feel bad now! Many MANY :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

LOL
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
Awww I'm sorry, hon!! That makes me feel bad now! Many MANY :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

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:lol: Don't feel bad :lol:
I'm 23 and I'm such a teeny bopper :lol:
My 2004 calender is britney spears so i'm used to it! haha
 

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Dont apologise CharlieMav!!! Christmas specials drive me insane!!!! :puke: Jessica may look better than 99% of the population, but watching her wave her hands and shake her head every note change is too much. That goes for ALL the young 'diva' pop singers PICK A NOTE AND SING IT! Going up and down the scales every second is completelyy unnessicary. :cursin:
 
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