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Melissa's Valentine

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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

! "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've! ever heard."
"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out i n the open, the
could shoot the f --ker." :rofl3:
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:lol: Damn, that theory is too good to be true.
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