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1. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him.
2. Under no circumstances may two guys share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow attendees.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not - and should not - provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination. Beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call out, "BullSht!" (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent).
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits...forever.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every increment of hotness she scores on the classic "1-to-10" Babe Scale.
9. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may,however,gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
12. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission. He, in return, is required to grant it.
13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be regarded as spies until they demonstrate a knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
14. If a guy's zipper is down, that's his problem. You didn't see
nothin'.
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
16. A man must never own a cat or even like his girlfriend's cat.
17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
18. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare the excuse about joining the priesthood.
19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick-drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach...and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
20. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
21. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
22. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. (Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good arse-whoopin'," then you may sit back and enjoy).
23. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!", "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." "Nice arse! Are you a Sagittarius?
24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
25. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be referring to his beer choice.
26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.
27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line.
In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
 

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GSXR750DJ said:
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not - and should not - provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
Well I know that N4S definitely follows the code! :rofl: Or maybe the fact that I called there at 330am and he was sleeping could have had something to do with it! :lol: :leaving:
 

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:rofl: Wow!! they were great!

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be regarded as spies until they demonstrate a knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

I am NOT a spy! I am the real deal, fellas! I DO love sports and I like hot wings. that's why I get pissed when guys think I'm stupid when it comes to sports. (Matt has already seen my fury...LOL)


15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

We have alcohol regardless of we're moving. Got a bar full of stuff anyone wanna partake in an adult beverage...Or 2 or 3 or 4....LOL
 

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Well I know that N4S definitely follows the code! :rofl: Or maybe the fact that I called there at 330am and he was sleeping could have had something to do with it! :lol: :leaving:
I plead the 5th... :leaving:
 

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Code? What code? men do not have some kind of code that keeps women from knowing about us!! That must have been written by a woman! I can not believe someone would say such things about my gender! Yes, honey, you can stop looking over my shoulder now...that's my story...and I'm... :withstupi
 

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LOL :lol:
 

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7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits...forever.






this is bull sh!t not true !!!!!!! if u like her she is fare game!!!!!!!
 

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Hmmmm...Maybe that's why my brother won't let one of his friends date my sis. *ponders* :lol:
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
Hmmmm...Maybe that's why my brother won't let one of his friends date my sis. *ponders* :lol:
you shouldent LET them but it aint really your choice its hers and hopefully she says yes lol :whistle:

by the way your sig. is tight lol
 

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bulldogdefensivetacl said:
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits...forever.






this is bull sh!t not true !!!!!!! if u like her she is fare game!!!!!!!
OMFG!!! I can't believe this but I have to agree with the youngin! :withstupi
 

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bulldogdefensivetacl said:
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits...forever.






this is bull sh!t not true !!!!!!! if u like her she is fare game!!!!!!!
Yea... should have tried telling that to my older brother! :lol: His poor friends couldn't even look at me!!
 

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Gas Man said:
OMFG!!! I can't believe this but I have to agree with the youngin! :withstupi
lol i am good for something i see :sob:
 

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bulldogdefensivetacl said:
lol i am good for something i see :sob:
I have to say......bull$%#@. That rule does apply. Sorry. It has to. I don't like it one bit but I have to agree with it. Sorry. It would drive me nuts if one of my friends was dating a sister.
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
:rofl: Wow!! they were great!

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be regarded as spies until they demonstrate a knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

I am NOT a spy! I am the real deal, fellas! I DO love sports and I like hot wings. that's why I get pissed when guys think I'm stupid when it comes to sports. (Matt has already seen my fury...LOL)
Same here. Course watching my fantasy football team fall flat on their face this year doesn't help to prove my case.
 

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chev said:
I have to say......bull$%#@. That rule does apply. Sorry. It has to. I don't like it one bit but I have to agree with it. Sorry. It would drive me nuts if one of my friends was dating a sister.
i think it would be better then dating anyother girl because you already know the family and are cool with them, and will have a better realationship with her :lol:
 
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