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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. * He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. * He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. * He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, locate the vacuum cleaner, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Michigan girls
 

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Ace said:
There is nothing wrong with Michigan girls. Just be careful for the University of Michigan girls. This is the "hottest" one I was able to find on campus. :eek:
That little jab doesn't change the score of the game - 45-37.

Now quit posting pictures of your wife Ace.
 

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Is that really all you have Mud, UM beating MSU in football??? :bash:
The attempt to insult my wife was just uncalled for. I wont bother lowering myself to make fun of your husband! :withstupi
Yeah that is all I have - its Monday, sh!t.

Your husband comment was almost funny :screwy:

I would bet out of the two of us your would be the one holding the purse at the store though.. :luck:
 
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