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Just what MP's been looking for...and the rest of us too.

Create your very own nation, run it however you wish!! Looks like 2008 is coming early for us!! :lol:

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I love it. I have my own little world to run now. Hehehe :D
 

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My first shot at it.. :D

The Armed Republic of SportRiders
"Ride a sportbike, or dont ride!!!"




UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Fragile Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The North Pacific
The Armed Republic of SportRiders is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SportRiders's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kat koin.
 

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ShanMan14 said:
Can we go to war against one another? :hug:
If we do, we're all doomed to obliterate each other, seeing how we all seem to be power hungry crazy-arse people :lol:
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
If we do, we're all doomed to obliterate each other, seeing how we all seem to be power hungry crazy-arse people :lol:

There is nothing wrong with all of us being power hungry crazy-arses. We all love the feel of being in control of whatever we do and this is why we all ride. Its the Wide Open Sport and we control the speed and power. And in MP's world, he runs and controls everything. Just kick out Bush and get MP in the White House. You can color it what ever you want after that. :D
 

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Is this not some funny sh!t, here is today's issue for my nation, Mudpuppyville:


Mudpuppyville Decides:
Mudpuppys on the Dinner Table?


The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mudpuppyville's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that mudpuppys could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the mudpuppy population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Konrad Christmas. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have mudpuppy kebabs, mudpuppy pies, mudpuppy-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about mudpuppy over-population," says random passer-by Roxanne Falopian, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Klaus Trax. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The mudpuppys were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The mudpuppy is part of what makes Mudpuppyville a great nation!"
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Oh and I forgot here is my great nation, which by the way just joined the UN (not because I support the UN because I plan to infilitrate the UN and then break it apart piece by piece):

The Rogue Nation of Mudpuppyville
"Where the weak are killed and eaten"


UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: the Pacific

The Rogue Nation of Mudpuppyville is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 18%. A healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Mudpuppyville's national animal is the mudpuppy and its currency is the mud dollars.

Mudpuppyville is ranked 1081st in the region and 21,813th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
 

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Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

If that doesnt fit right into the master plan, nothing does :D
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

If that doesnt fit right into the master plan, nothing does :D

:iagree: :withstupi If the first line doesn't sum it up then $hit. We will have to find another way to dispose of them but I think this will be the easiest. :D
 

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:iagree: :withstupi If the first line doesn't sum it up then $hit. We will have to find another way to dispose of them but I think this will be the easiest. :D
lol.. Cheap and effective. They are biodegradeable right? The population is controlled thereby making a more healthly happy better fed mudpuppy, the people are happy and the environment is rewarded with fresh fertilizer! Its a win-win-win. I like it.. lol.. Of course the "shoveling into ditches" may lead some to believe it is Hitler and Nazi like so we have to be careful of that aspect - DJ spin that part off please - we need to baffle them with bs on this one..
 

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lol.. Cheap and effective. They are biodegradeable right? The population is controlled thereby making a more healthly happy better fed mudpuppy, the people are happy and the environment is rewarded with fresh fertilizer! Its a win-win-win. I like it.. lol.. Of course the "shoveling into ditches" may lead some to believe it is Hitler and Nazi like so we have to be careful of that aspect - DJ spin that part off please - we need to baffle them with bs on this one..

"may lead some to believe it is Hitler and Nazi like "...They or he (Hilter) did this to only one type of ppl. Jews. We and a nation of the new order are not and will not look at it as a race, color, creed, ect. We will only dispose of the ones that need to be to get this order cleaned up and make it a better place to live for you, me and everyone. The ones we will pin point are the ones that are breaking the laws and causing our hard earned dollors to go to waste. We are working hard for that maney and don't need to be throwing it away for nothing. It can be going in the mouths of our childern and families.

Looking at it in a healthy way, the human body id very bio-degradeable. So no worries there. Every part in it is great for the eath and can help make our plants grow and wildlife survive. Peaple who see this as not right may join them as well. (so just see it our way)

If all else fells, no need to worry. I used to get paid good money to make ppl disappear when I was in the Army and the bodies have never been recovered yet. (and i know they won't either) :dthumb:
 
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