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Steve, Kevin and Carlos are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Kevin and Carlos realize they'll have to inform his wife.

Kevin says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.

After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did you tell her?" asks Carlos.

"Yep", replies Kevin.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Kevin informs Carlos. "She gave it to me."

"WHAT?" exclaims Carlos. "You just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack?"

"Sure," Kevin says.

"Why?" asks Carlos.

"Well," Kevin continues, "When she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?' she said, 'No, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "Would you like to bet a six-pack ?"
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