[chev]

"Maybe we can make this thread "Mudpuppy's Corner" whenever you have a Mudpuppy "Moment" - i.e. go ballistic and napalm the village, in a sort of ways - verbally, beating up inanimate objects, etc. you know you can always come to Mudpuppy's Corner and let off some steam.. Of course the term Mudpuppy Moment was coined by Ace, I don't want to take credit for that... lol.. MP's Corner would also be a good place for useless knowledge and pointless posts.. I am sure the p/ws will enjoy that portion of it.."

Here you go my friend. You asked....you shall receive. Let the games begin!!!!! :flush:

 

[Gas Man]

Ya then I can help MP and gas some people's families for crossing him! I'm trying to be a good member of his cabinet!

 

[chev]

I have Mudpuppy moments quite often these days. With all going on in my life, I have many of them and would like for it to be legal for me to just shoot those that cross me.

Here's a moment for you. I am beyond pissed off that I'm not going to the Gap this Sunday. Does any MFer understand?? My God, I went last year, can't go this year. Now check up for a minute, i can't go for good reason and I wouldn't change my decision for the world but as the WOS trip gets closer and closer and they talk about it more and more....I just keep getting all fired up. Makes me want to say F it and just go.....but I can't and I know I shouldn't........trying to calm down but pounding of keyboard has people looking at me!! 4 days until the gap.........369 days until the gap for me. :smash: :smash: :smash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :wbs: :wbs: :wbs: :wbs: :wbs:

 

[Ace]

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"!!!

 

[Gas Man]

I feel ya Chev... but you can hold the :whore: down here in Michigan while we are gone!

 

[PhoenixGirlie]

Who is MudPuppy?

 

[WildMonkey]

Did somebody say...

:whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: :whore: Had to get a few last post's in before heading to the mountains !


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Steve.

 

[chev]

Who is MudPuppy?

Oh young lad.....you haven't learned of Mudpuppy yet???? Oh boy, you'll be introduced soon........OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUDPUPPY.......WHERE ARE YOU????? WE have a newbie and she doesn't know who you are!!

 

[PhoenixGirlie]

Oh young lad.....you haven't learned of Mudpuppy yet???? Oh boy, you'll be introduced soon........OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUDPUPPY.......WHERE ARE YOU????? WE have a newbie and she doesn't know who you are!!

I'm skeered :skep:

:leaving:

 

[Gas Man]

I'm skeered :skep:

:leaving:

And you SHOULD! Be very very skeered! :lol:

 

[Guideon72]

You should be, Phoenix. MP's about as gentle as a rocket powered grenade

 

[PhoenixGirlie]

And you SHOULD! Be very very skeered! :lol:

Oh god someone save me!! :lol:

:leaving:

 

[Gas Man]

You should be, Phoenix. MP's about as gentle as a rocket powered grenade

Too good... MP will be proud of that statement!

 

[Grafixx01]

You should be, Phoenix. MP's about as gentle as a rocket powered grenade

Now that's funny.

Don't know exactly what'll classify as a "MP Momment" but if I get an exact definition, I could probably beat Gas Man on the whole :whore: thing and then he'll have to pass the crown to me! So if someone gives me like a "dictionary definition", I'll be glad to start. :lol:

 

[Guideon72]

I'm guessing that an MP moment is something like this: A buddy of mine was playing Ghost Recon 2 on his Xbox. Things were going VERY poorly for him and he got so mad that he walked over to his Xbox, unplugged the controller he was using, walked out into the driveway, place the controller firmly under the rear wheel of his F-250 and proceeded to repeatedly drive over the controller until it was completely flat.

MP/Gas, let me know if that's in the ball park...

 

[Mudpuppy]

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"!!!

I am with you mfr.. I am with you Chev - I understand.. I also can't go for good reason as well..

Man there is so much good material in here I don't know where to begin.. Trust me PG - you should be SKERED - be very afraid - the last newbie that ask "Who is MP" didn't **** or walk right for a week.. lol..

Gentle as a rocket powered grenade - that was sweet..

Yes that was in the ballpark - as a matter of fact that was a home run.

I am actually quite harmless.. One time I go off and they make a big deal out of it.. I only attack the guilty so if you are not guilty you have nothing to worry about - if you have to ask guilty of what then you aren't because you don't know - that's the way you grew up and that's the way you're gonna be..

So anyways welcome to the fray Phoenix Girl.. I am a big fan of the phoenix - the bird that soars out of the fire.. So much so I have a tattoo on my left arm of one.. The fire bird rules..

And I had several MP moments today.. One of which was some stupid MFR faxing my voice line so I tracked the mfr down and said WTF is your problem? I was nice at first until they blamed me and said I reversed the fax and phone number on my fax cover - one that I painstaking made over several months of work and perfecting it to my liking.. So I took the fugging phone and slammed it on the desk several times - then I said HELLO FUGWAD! ENGLISH! DO YOU FUGGING READ IT - SEE ON THE FUGGING FAX WHERE IT SAYS "FAX" AND THE NUMBER - WTF DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS YOU DUMBFUG? IS ENGLISH NOT YOUR FIRST FUGGING LANGUAGE? SHOULD I PUT IT IN DUMBASS FOR YOU? SHALL I COME AND DO YOUR JOB WHILE YOU SIT IN THE CORNER IN A FETILE POSITION HOPING I DON'T VIOLATE YOU MORE THAN TWICE AN HOUR BY SHOVING FLAMING TENNIS BALLS UP YOUR RECTUM?

MFP.. WTF is wrong with people.. All I heard for an hour was - ring, ring, then hello this is MP, then "beep" "beep", etc. That gets annoying real quick.. Especially when you are under ALOT of pressure at work to get **** done before you take two weeks off.. MFP.. I need a drink - hell I need several dozen drinks.. Jerky is cooking.. I will be back in awhile.. Peace, out..

 

[Mudpuppy]

Oh and on another note can I change my screen name from Double2000R6 to Mudpuppy??? Anyone know if that is possible?

 

[PhoenixGirlie]

Oh...wow...

I think I'm in love.

:leaving:

 

[bumblebee]

Oh and on another note can I change my screen name from Double2000R6 to Mudpuppy??? Anyone know if that is possible?

If you can pass ShanMan enough wallet-sized photos of dead presidents...I think anything is possible. Of course he would probably prefer pictures of a former ambassador to France and almanac publisher by the name of Franklin

 

[Mudpuppy]

Oh...wow...

I think I'm in love.

:leaving:

All a MP really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to lickin' and ...... a lil bit...

This message has been brought to you by Mudpuppy Jerky. Yes it is better than crack. When you feel a Mudpuppy Moment coming on just stuff yo' face with some jerky and enjoy. If nothing else it will give you the energy to beat that fool senseless.

Mudpuppy Moment The Defination:

Ever see the movie Falling Down? That is a Mudpuppy Moment. It is the moment when everything is not right with the world and you have had enough. It is time to take no prisoners, put the wife and kids to bed and go looking for dinner. Napalm the village and piss on the ashes. Its just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is *****ed, everybody sucks, you really don't know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off.. A Mudpuppy Moment is when your blood pressure rises through the roof and you just say that is it and take necessary action - such as beating inaminate objects such as keyboards, monitors, drywall, cars, tools, (new one see post above) game controllers, etc. etc. etc. It is the moment where you redefine "going off".. People have pushed your buttons and you are not going to take anymore.

Mudpuppy is pleased to offer Mudpuppy's Corner as a safe haven for postwhores and those who need to vent and go off. There will be no prejudice or judgment here. We may not listen to a word you say but you will never be criticized for "taking it too far" or "whining", etc. Let er rip and you will soon see what a MP Moment is all about..

Here is an example:

1994. The MP / Cherry Hill Lanes Incident. Scene - a smokey bowling alley. MP emerges from the bar with his 10th Long Island after a fresh shot of Jose Cuervo (his 6th shot to be exact). Now the other team feeling MP is vulnerable make some off color comments about how they are going to kick MP's team's ass. MP is not happy. This is war. MP goes up to throw a strike and gets a 7-10 split. After a bad day of work, listening to his team whine, the other team gloat and imbibing enough whiskey and tequila to get a family of 10 drunk MP has had enough. MP takes his brand new $300 ball and smashes it into the gutter in a MP Moment. The fresh metal that was just installed is dented beyond repair. The ball is cracked beyond repair and rolls down a lane like 3 lanes over where some people are getting ready to bowl. MP goes over like nothing happened to the ball return 3 lanes down. Gets his ball and heads over to the hall of fame which is encased in glass. This is not over by far. MP cuses out Earl Anthony and calls him and his cohorts punk bitches. Now it is time to do some damage. MP raises the ball over his head to smash the glass and someone stops him. So after much consoling and a heated discussion with the alley owner MP sits down with his drink in peace. Finally seeing he is calm they return the weapon, err, ball to MP. MP walks over to the trash can and chucks the $300 ball in there, gets his bag and goes home. All in a day's work my mignons. :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: