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ONLY IN AMERICA:

Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.



Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !



Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.



Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.



Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.



Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



EVER WONDER ....



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !



Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?



Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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double2000r6 said:
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Yep and still trying to figure these two out. :lol:

Oh and ftr, I tried the mascara thing with my mouth shut..... must give us a sense of balance, because I poke the shyt out of my eye otherwise. :screwy:
 

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lmfao this is one of the funniest things ever
 

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the braille one is my favorite :dthumb:
 

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JK_DILLA said:
"ponder"... sounds serious :D
i was thinking the same :lol:
 

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JK_DILLA said:
you mean "pondering" the same? :bonk:
oh funny guy :sorry: my bad :lol: i need to ponder harder before i type aperintly im not at the mediocur fricken nesesities that you highly edjucated gentle men are at i will attempt to ragain...find my sport bike junkiness and be a example of a SMARTASS :lol: you have tio like that this took me like 3 min. lol and i still dident spell anything right :lol:
 

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SpeedFreak929 said:
The 2 hot dogs goes to the family dog. Can not leave him out. :thumbs:
Heck no they don't. They go in my fat gut while I'm grilling. See, those are extras. They don't count because they don't have buns for them so I just stick and pitch fork in em and ................GONE. See, it's the bonus for the grill master. Call it a bonus for my hard work of standing in the sun, guzzling beer, and....guzzling more beer....and ........guzzling more beer. GOD I MISS SUMMER. :cheers:
 
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