[Mudpuppy]

So something funny - the other day I am going to take a piss and she says hey why can't guys just pee sitting down - it would be a whole lot cleaner, etc. I said yeah and we'd probably look pretty cute in a pink leotard and with our balls cut off leaving nothing left of our manhood.. So answer the pole there fellas.. I assume you are on the same page as me..

 

[Roach954]

Im currently living the wonderful single life (which is wonderful) but if this was a few months earlier than my answer would be:

Not even if she blew me twice a day.

 

[thirdgenlxi]

:iagree: :withstupi

Same here

 

[R1up0n1]

LMFAO, there's no way I'd sit and pis. I don't care if she blew me twice a day, I'd tell the Beotch to F off.

 

[drewpy]

it is twice a day..thats 365*2 when ever and where ever......it might be worth it......does she have a tongue ring?

 

[Gas Man]

Why didn't you ask her if she could start peeing standing up so you don't have to keep putting the seat down...

 

[Mudpuppy]

I figured this would be a lively topic.. Good stuff.. lol..

 

[bulldog]

Why didn't you ask her if she could start peeing standing up so you don't have to keep putting the seat down...

even when i am home alone for a couple days or at a resturante or whatever i always put it down when i done.....it a habit....i am trained.....what else is there to say

 

[R1up0n1]

Lmmfao

 

[Captain Morgan]

even when i am home alone for a couple days or at a resturante or whatever i always put it down when i done.....it a habit....i am trained.....what else is there to say

Yeah, but you were trained by your mom and sister, not a g/f. :lol:

I selected, "only if she blew me twice a day". Besides, I pee sitting down when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool, so why not the rest of the time if I'm getting 2 BJ's a day for it?

But, it IS funny that you brought this up. I dated a girl in Utah who had a friend that made her husband pee sitting down. And the cat-whipped guy agreed to it. I laughed at the girl I was dating when she suggested it. She only blew me once a day but she didn't ask for anything in return. Woulda kept her if she wasn't psycho. :lol:

 

[Darksyde]

if she bitched about it, i'd remind that she's a big girl with two working arms, and a damn toilet seat doesn't weigh much! it's not difficult for us to lift it, it can't be that difficult for them to put it down!

Late

Darksyde

 

[bumblebee]

if she bitched about it, i'd remind that she's a big girl with two working arms, and a damn toilet seat doesn't weigh much! it's not difficult for us to lift it, it can't be that difficult for them to put it down!

Late

Darksyde

Yeah, considering all you have to do is start it and gravity will finish the job

 

[snakemann]

Yo mopping my tinkle off of the floor once a week is a whole lot easier than sitting down a couple of times per day. :flush: :flush: :flush:

 

[twisty]

UUUMMM Sometimes when Im really drunk I sit and pee.

 

[lucky]

where i used to work my boss made the mistake of telling the guys that his wife makes him and his son sit to pee. i dont think he heard the end of that. it was one of the first things they told me when i started there. I kept waiting for her to ask me to sit when we partied at his house. Last i heard she left him. he must of pissed all over the seat.

 

[Ace]

Im currently living the wonderful single life (which is wonderful) but if this was a few months earlier than my answer would be:

Not even if she blew me twice a day.

I cannot believe what I am reading. "Not even if she blew me twice a day"??? Thats crazy talk. Hell if she made that deal not only would I pee sitting down but I would also cook dinner and clean the house everyday! Where do I sign up?

 

[twisty]

I cannot believe what I am reading. "Not even if she blew me twice a day"??? Thats crazy talk. Hell if she made that deal not only would I pee sitting down but I would also cook dinner and clean the house everyday! Where do I sign up?

Yeah I would be part of that deal. Where is the signup sheet located. :dthumb:

 

[Gas Man]

UUUMMM Sometimes when Im really drunk I sit and pee.

Thats a good idea Twisty!

MP...this is going to rank up there with the TP and bread loaf thread!

I also choose the blow me option!! I was the first one to vote on that...glad to see many others are following suit!

 

[Ace]

Ain't nothing like a "blumpkin"!!!

 

[2FURYUS]

UUUMMM Sometimes when Im really drunk I sit and pee.

Nah, I just pee on the floor then too. :lol:

Although as Drewpy mentioned, the tongue ring might be kinda interesting. :drool: