A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.\n\nThe interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"\n\n"Yes," he says. "I was in Korea for three years"\n\nThe interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward\nemployment"\nand\nthen asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"\n\nThe guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my\ntesticles off."\n\nThe interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours\nare\nfrom 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00\nA.M."\n\nThe guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00\nP.M.\nthen why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."\n\n"This is a government job" the interviewer says, "For the first two\nhours we\nsit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for\nthat"