Saddam Buys A Condom
When Saddam was just a youngster, he went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"
The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
"Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
The pharmacist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"
Ssaddam paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up!"
When Saddam was just a youngster, he went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"
The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
"Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
The pharmacist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"
Ssaddam paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up!"
