> > > A woman meets a Navy Chief petty officer in a bar. They\n\n > > > talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.\n\n > > > They go back to his place. As he shows her around his\n\n apartment, she is struck by the fact that his bedroom is\n\n completely packed with sweet,cuddly teddy bears.\n\n \n\n There are literally hundreds of teddy bears on three\n\n > > > shelves running the length of the room along one wall.\n\n > > >\n\n Small, adorable teddy bears fill the bottom shelf.\n\n Cute Cuddly medium-sized ones adorn a shelf a little higher.\n\n > > >\n\n Huge enormous bears are perched on the top shelf along the\n\n wall.\n\n > > >\n\n The woman is quite surprised that a Chief would have a\n\n collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive.\n\n > > >\n\n Although she decides not to question him about it, she\n\n actually is quite impressed by this unexpected evidence of\n\n his sensitive side!\n\n \n\n > > > She turns to him, invitingly,they kiss softly.then again.\n\n Soon their passion has overwhelmed them, and she leads him\n\n quietly to the huge king-size bed along the far wall.\n\n > > >\n\n After spending an intense night of passion with the Chief,\n\n and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman\n\n > > > slowly rolls toward him and asks, smiling,\n\n \n\n "Well, how was it for you?" The Chief, stifling a slight yawn\n\n replies:\n\n > > > "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."\n\n \n\n > > > This should prove once and for all that Navy Chiefs are\n\n sensitive and caring people!