Below I am posting the police Blotter from the Durango Colorado Herald...
This is real and not a joke...Some of these are hiliarious...
http://www.durangoherald.com/index_police.asp#August 18
August 19
Animal Control
Thursday
9:17 a.m. A pack of dogs ran loose on Hermosa Circle.
12:31 p.m. A brindle-colored dog was at large at Delwood Avenue and San Juan Drive.
Durango Police
Thursday
1:35 a.m. Someone rode an all-terrain vehicle up and down the 3000 block of West Second Avenue, causing a noise disturbance.
5:50 a.m. A drunken man was passed out for two hours in a smoking-section booth in a restaurant in the 600 block of Camino del Rio.
10:28 a.m. A small blue Datsun or Dodge truck driving near Farmington Hill had a dog on the tool box that looked ready to jump out.
11:12 a.m. Two men at a bank in the 100 block of Sawyer Street claimed to be from Homeland Security and tried to exchange cash.
1:16 p.m. A black lifejacket floated in the river at 15th Street and East Second Avenue.
Wednesday
4:53 p.m. A plain-clothes police officer got her child's hair cut at a Camino del Rio business, which reported that she was using a police car for personal business.
7:10 p.m. A man who might be on drugs broke out fire extinguisher glass at Terrace Gardens.
8 p.m. Several men threw water balloons at demonstrators at Main Avenue and Eighth Street.
9:15 p.m. A Town Plaza supermarket manager requested the removal of an intoxicated man from the front of the store.
La Plata County Sheriff
Thursday
7:32 a.m. Someone requested extra patrol in the 2600 block of County Road 302, southeast of Durango, until the end of summer because drag racers continually tear up a private road.
2:16 p.m. Two different women came to a home in the 100 block of County Road 232, south of Durango, asking for money.
Wednesday
7:04 p.m. A large barrel in the 13500 block of Highway U.S. 160, west of Durango, was a hazard.
Bayfield Marshal
Thursday
11:25 a.m. A red car crossed the double yellow line and sped in the 39000 block of U.S. Highway 160.
Wednesday
8:29 p.m. A West Mill Street drummer agreed to put the drums away for the night.
Most items in this column are taken from logs of calls made to authorities. Their accuracy may not have been verified by an official investigation.
August 18
Animal Control
Tuesday
5:39 p.m. A dog was dead in the 13000 block of U.S. Highway 160, west of Durango.
5:55 p.m. Dogs at large in El Rancho Florida, near the 1300 block of County Road 222 south of Durango, picked fights with other dogs.
Durango Police
Wednesday
12:22 a.m. Children yelled and knocked on the Domino's Pizza windows in the 1100 block of Main Avenue.
1:42 a.m. A drunken man threw construction equipment in the river near 15th Street and Main Avenue.
2:16 a.m. A man argued with his girlfriend. Men showed up at his home near east Third Street and threatened him, and one man urinated on his vehicle. Police took someone into custody.
2:58 a.m. A drunken man passed out in a restaurant restroom in the 600 block of Camino del Rio.
8:30 a.m. Clovis Drive tenants frequently create noise problems.
Tuesday
4:33 p.m. A boy shoplifted at a Town Plaza supermarket.
5:21 p.m. Two construction workers at a site near Eighth Street and Main Avenue fought with a shovel.
5:34 p.m. Someone stole something from a store at 400 Camino del Rio on Monday, and they tried to return it Tuesday. They were filmed on video.
8:46 p.m. A man raced up and down Jenkins Ranch Road on a silver Harley-Davidson.
9:01 p.m. An injured deer was on Florida Road near East Animas Road. It was moved.
11:23 p.m. A party at Terrace Garden Apartments in the 1100 block of Florida Road was loud.
La Plata County Sheriff
Wednesday
8:14 a.m. A vehicle broke down in a dangerous spot in the 38000 block of U.S. Highway 160 near Dry Creek. It was moved.
12:35 p.m. A suitcase was stolen from a Durango-La Plata County Airport conveyer belt.
12:43 p.m. A Denver woman had fraudulent activity on her credit report from when she lived in Durango five years ago.
Tuesday
8:08 p.m. A van drove up and down Waterfall Lane, near the 4000 block of County Road 203 north of Durango, and someone offered a woman free carpet cleaning.
Bayfield Marshal
Wednesday
1:15 a.m. People trespassed at Bayfield High School, and a vehicle left at a high rate of speed. Marshal's deputies did a security check.
Tuesday
7:48 p.m. Someone in the 1000 block of U.S. Highway 160B wanted to know who abandoned a trailer on the property.
Most items in this column are taken from logs of calls made to authorities. Their accuracy may not have been verified by an official investigation.