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heres the story...

i was fillin up before i went on my ride today and this guy with a ZX12 came to the station pump next to me........he had on shorts a t shirt and a crousier half face helmit WTF??? i was like DAM dude you look stupid (in my head) and when he went in he left his keys on the bike....what a dork :nonod: i wish people like that could just give there bike away
 

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yeah and quit raising our damn insurance rates..

I saw a squid on a GSXR, imagine that, yesterday and he was doing 120 down 23 mile road with a t-shirt, tennis shoes and no gloves.. In heavy traffic too.. What a moron..
 

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Saw a whole bunch of twits like that here in PA today. First day it broke 75F and all the idiots were out. Saw a guy on an 883 Sportster with velcro sneakers, nylon fat people pants and a shortsleeve shirt smoking a cigarette and pounding the piss out of that bike. Bike was a real POS also. Didn't look like its had a bath in years. :bash:
 

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Oh yeah it was full of them yesterday... I saw this SQUIDTARD on a Kat yesterday... buzzin down the road at like 45... shorts, t-shirt, lid, but to make it worse, he was laying on the tank!

I can't stand to see these F'in MORONS layin on the tank while doin anything under 75! :wtf: SQUIDTARD!!! I just want to go over there and rip this Mother*****er off his bike and beat the crap out of him... F'in kids!
 

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Sunday I passed a school of Squids... what was really funny was that the girls on the back of the bike had on Helmets and Jackets... but the guys just had on street cloths... some had on shorts the tank tops... going down the highway... until a few of them got pulled over by the Police..... I couldn't help but laugh... so hard I almost ran into the back of a rubber-necking old lady.... :dupe:
 

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Well actually Low, those with the girls on the back may be desent guys...

Many riders will tell you that you always give your passenger the same amount or more protection than yourself. So if they picked up the ladies and just happen to have the extra helmet but not extra riding gear. Maybe the guys gave the girls their riding jackets. It's a hope that this world isn't just FILLED with SQUIDTARDS!

But the idea is sound!
 

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yeah the only way i would not wear a helmet or jacket is if i had to passenger somoen n i didnt have any estra gear. but in this case i would be going slow n not messing around at all.
 

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Gas Man said:
Well actually Low, those with the girls on the back may be desent guys...
Maybe the guys gave the girls their riding jackets. It's a hope that this world isn't just FILLED with SQUIDTARDS!

But the idea is sound!
That could be so for most of them... If the jackets were not pink and baby blue Icon jackets... or Tweety Bird helmets... :nonod: But still... I just went out and got my wife a HJC helmet... for 80$ so now she is ready to ride with me... if she'll stay in town long enough to ride with me.... :lol:
 

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Well ya know... maybe those guys were a little :gary: Dang it work with me here... if not... then they're SQUIDS and they should switch places and let their operate the MC instead of riding on back.

I got the wifey a HJC helmet, and a really nice JR Leather Blaster jacket... even let her pick the color she wanted... she got yellow... oh well... she likes it and I like that she's protected!
 

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We had alot of riders around here that ride like that. Guess they figure they will never go down. They make fun of me for riding with a jacket and gloves. My wife rides with the kitty icon suit, thats the only way she feels safe. She learned the hard way when she was little. Riding with her dad and he laid it down to miss a truck. One of my bos had his 04 gsxr1000 totaled by a squid. Shorts, tank top, flip fops and no gloves. Was smart enough to wear a helmet. He forgot to turn in a sharp turn. Bike total loss, broke face shield, and he walks away without a scratch.
 

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Squid fest for me on Saturday. Had some clown on a old Honda in shorts and a t-shirt plus I took a ride out to South Lyon to look at some houses....that's heavy chrome country...especially with a large HD club out there. Peanut shell hats and vests on all over the place. It was great. I must have seen 15 -20 of them. I was laughing the whole time.
 

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Saturday i was stuck behind HD clones on all the good roads. Stick to the interstate F-ing tourists! I swear, when the curve signage said 40 mph, they went 20.... f-ing tourists....
 

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i think OH is a hot bed for squids, everyone i see, t shirt shorts no gloves and maybe, maybe a helmet, i swear, i may be a newbie to this $hit but i know better, i might see one out of ten in proper gear, and all of them have nice bikes, which means odds are its there first and hopefully last bike till one of them gets scared shiitless and tells his friends to put some real gear on :bthorse:
 

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Haven't you guys EVER gone out in just jeans,t-shirt,helmet and gloves? I do only if I'm running errands and will never go faster than 45-50. Call me what you want, but it sucks bakin in the sun at stop lights.
 

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fair enough, but FLIP FLOPS?! :bash:
 

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I've done it when going to gas up or test ridin after a repair... that's it!
 

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DLITALIEN said:
Haven't you guys EVER gone out in just jeans,t-shirt,helmet and gloves? I do only if I'm running errands and will never go faster than 45-50. Call me what you want, but it sucks bakin in the sun at stop lights.
ILL ADMIT I HAVE A COUPLE TIMES....LIKE TO GO GET A MOVIE OR SOMETHIN...... :sorry: BUT I AGREE TO A CERTIAN OPOINT LIKE HE SAID I HAVENT HIT ANYHIGH SPEEDS DOING THAT EITHER BUT THIS GUY WAS JUST QUEER :nonod:
 
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