1. Numbers do mean everything and having a higher post count is better
2. Content is null and void - quantity always prevails over quality
3. Double and triple posting because your brain is clogged with barley and hops is ok - it evens the playing field
4. Posting worthless threads about 10 commandments of p/w is part of the game
5. Honor thy local postwhore god - that would be Gasman - never ever ever ever never talk poorly about the master of the p/w - maggots will infest your fruit loops and BAAAAAAAAAAAADDD things will happen to you
6. Just because it is a m/c forum doesn't mean you have to post m/c content
7. Coach says its ok to bleed from the ears - keep p/wing
8. Thou shalt not cease and desist postwhoring for any outside distractions - reality sucks p/wing does not - girlfriends nagging, phones ringing, having to go to work are all unacceptable excuses - keep p/wing
9. Thou shalt not postwhore outside of TWF unless it is to practice getting better p/wing on TWF on a similar board in the name of R&D - Please note Gasman will continue to gain numbers on you as you p/w elsewhere and the acceptable length of time to p/w outside of TWF is no more than 5 minutes at a time
10. Above all else thou shalt not worship any false p/w gods that claim they lost their password and had to "re-sign" on or p/w for only a few days and quit due to "obligations" or some other bs
11. Ok I said ten but this is important - don't get caught and :twfrox:
2. Content is null and void - quantity always prevails over quality
3. Double and triple posting because your brain is clogged with barley and hops is ok - it evens the playing field
4. Posting worthless threads about 10 commandments of p/w is part of the game
5. Honor thy local postwhore god - that would be Gasman - never ever ever ever never talk poorly about the master of the p/w - maggots will infest your fruit loops and BAAAAAAAAAAAADDD things will happen to you
6. Just because it is a m/c forum doesn't mean you have to post m/c content
7. Coach says its ok to bleed from the ears - keep p/wing
8. Thou shalt not cease and desist postwhoring for any outside distractions - reality sucks p/wing does not - girlfriends nagging, phones ringing, having to go to work are all unacceptable excuses - keep p/wing
9. Thou shalt not postwhore outside of TWF unless it is to practice getting better p/wing on TWF on a similar board in the name of R&D - Please note Gasman will continue to gain numbers on you as you p/w elsewhere and the acceptable length of time to p/w outside of TWF is no more than 5 minutes at a time
10. Above all else thou shalt not worship any false p/w gods that claim they lost their password and had to "re-sign" on or p/w for only a few days and quit due to "obligations" or some other bs
11. Ok I said ten but this is important - don't get caught and :twfrox:
