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Now you get the real story...


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took
their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots
and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, ! "but
why have you only ordered beer all evening?"


You're gonna flame me for this....





READY??





The third piggy says -

"Well, you know how the verse goes....somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!"


Aren't you glad you wasted your time on this????
 

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may I please have those 30 seconds of my life back? LOL

But dont mind me, I just happen to have a free hour to try and catch up to the resident :whore:
 

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NO........you didn't just post this. Seriously, I can't believe I just read this thread. Everyone will be a little dumber after reading this!!!!!!! :bash: :screwy:
 

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chev said:
NO........you didn't just post this. Seriously, I can't believe I just read this thread. Everyone will be a little dumber after reading this!!!!!!! :bash: :screwy:
:iagree:

Where does the true story part come in???
 

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jeeps84 said:
Ok back to the real :whore:ing! :lol:
Yeah no crap!! What a waste of perfectly good :whore: 'ing space!!! :D
 
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