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Here is a new twist on an old story

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig’s house and said, ”I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did. So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig’s house and said, “Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house.” So the stick Pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did. So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig’s house and said, “Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!” So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.”

The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulled up. Out stepped two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs went over to the wolf, grabbed him by the neck and beat the stuffing out of him. Then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf. Then they got back into their limo and drove off. The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!

“Who the heck were those guys?” they asked.

“Those were my cousins from Jersey ... the Guinea Pigs.”
 

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What in the world possessed to find all these today bee ?? have been out in the sun too long ? :redevil:
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
What in the world possessed to find all these today bee ?? have been out in the sun too long ? :redevil:
Ain't been no sun for 3 days, just rain and drizzle, aw but, I ain't shovelin', no riding, but no shovelin'
 

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bumblebee said:
Ain't been no sun for 3 days, just rain and drizzle, aw but, I ain't shovelin', no riding, but no shovelin'

oh trust me, I aint shoveling yet, but when I have too..ur getting a call, to get ur arse up here to help out.
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
oh trust me, I aint shoveling yet, but when I have too..ur getting a call, to get ur arse up here to help out.
OK, just make sure you call twisty and leave a message to get my number! I'll be OK, he won't call you back! :lol: :lol:
 

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You go Bee....keep the jokes coming. :thumbs:
 
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