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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend, well she was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two years of age, wore very tight mini skirts + very low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that since soon I was to be married, she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and ran straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
 

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WOW. Close one on that. LOL Very nice story. :D
 

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Yeah, I've heard that one before..its in alot of chick magazines from time to time and in marriage books too..

Moral #2..never underestimate the power of the girls father to try and catch you!!
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
Yeah, I've heard that one before..its in alot of chick magazines from time to time and in marriage books too..
Why are you reading chick mags. Do I need to [email protected]%ch slap you or what. :bash:
 

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GSXR750DJ said:
Why are you reading chick mags. Do I need to [email protected]%ch slap you or what. :bash:
Ive heard carrie tell me a few stories about you sitting in front of the couch reading cosmo..so well, you know..
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Need4Speed750 said:
Ive heard carrie tell me a few stories about you sitting in front of the couch reading cosmo..so well, you know..
:D

Hey. It has a lot of good info for me to read so I know what she likes and all the other girlie things. LOL :D
 

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Hey. It has a lot of good info for me to read so I know what she likes and all the other girlie things. LOL :D
you're all about the girlie things huh :D but ur not the first guy to read those, especially in a salon waiting for ur girl's color job to take 4 FREEKIN HOURS :bash:
 

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Well I got it on email and thought it was funny so I figured I would pass it on.. I had no idea that a cat fight would ensue.. lol.. Settle down girls..
 

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double2000r6 said:
Well I got it on email and thought it was funny so I figured I would pass it on.. I had no idea that a cat fight would ensue.. lol.. Settle down girls..

:lol: :lol: comic relief..its like laurel and freekin hardy !!
 

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Whos who on that one. Were both more like a Hardy then a Laurel. :lol: :D
 

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I was going to say MP. I've heard that one before....for a second there I thought you were refering to yourself. But what I couldn't understand is how you could be so lucky to have sisters....I mean DAMN!! You ain't no sandwich and a bag a chips... LMAO... :lol:
 

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Gas Man said:
I was going to say MP. I've heard that one before....for a second there I thought you were refering to yourself. But what I couldn't understand is how you could be so lucky to have sisters....I mean DAMN!! You ain't no sandwich and a bag a chips... LMAO... :lol:
Thanks bro.. lol..
 
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