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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping The Husband Store, and have a nice day.
 

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That was pretty cute......BUT

Hey now!!!!! :rofl: I'm an NOT hard to please. I'm very easy to please, thank you! LOL
 

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Classic !! :lol: :lol:

Of course, if all husbands were as cool as me, the world would be better off!! :leaving: :leaving: :leaving:

ok, i'll shut up now
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
Classic !! :lol: :lol:

Of course, if all husbands were as cool as me, the world would be better off!! :leaving: :leaving: :leaving:

ok, i'll shut up now
:withstupi LMFAO!!! OMG I almost fell outta my chair on that one.
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
:withstupi LMFAO!!! OMG I almost fell outta my chair on that one.
Thanks for the vote of confidence!!! :smash: :hug:
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
Thanks for the vote of confidence!!! :smash: :hug:

Ohhh Matthew!! You know I was only kidding! I'm sure you're a great hubby. Because if you weren't, I don't think Missy would still be married to you. :hug:

Arse! :lol:
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
Ohhh Matthew!! You know I was only kidding! I'm sure you're a great hubby. Because if you weren't, I don't think Missy would still be married to you. :hug:

Arse! :lol:

heh heh..yeah she worships me, and the ground I walk on..sooooooo u know.. :lol: geez, im just full of it today huh!
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
heh heh..yeah she worships me, and the ground I walk on..sooooooo u know.. :lol: geez, im just full of it today huh!
Yeah!!! :loser: What the hell kinda crack as YOU smoking today?

And can I have some?
 

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CharlieMavCBR said:
Yeah!!! :loser: What the hell kinda crack as YOU smoking today?

And can I have some?

it's pretty good stuff, eh !!
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
it's pretty good stuff, eh !!

Pass it this way man. :dthumb:
 

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I really think we need a real joke section in the forum!!
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
WEll heck guys.... Matt, Char, DJ.. you guys gonna bring it to the house to share with me???? :wink: :lol:
Hell yeah!! I'm not stingy!! I'll share! Not sure about the guys though. You know how they are when they have to share their toys amonst other things. :lol:
 
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